FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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