what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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