Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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