Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i think we sleep fucked last night...
How naked do you want me to be?
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