My cat gives me a boner
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
i think my cat just said my name.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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