Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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