i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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