i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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