imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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