is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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