I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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