its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wish i was in the wii world.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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