I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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