so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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