The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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