I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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