Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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