I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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