at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
