I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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