I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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