ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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