Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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