Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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