I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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