Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you traded sex for a burrito?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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