Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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