i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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