Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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