I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Randomize
