I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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