he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
it's like iHOP with fire
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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