did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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