worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I want to fling myself into the sun
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