How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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