i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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