ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
