Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
