Non-Jews are for practice
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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