I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just want to make out with him forever
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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