Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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