he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
