Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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