she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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