i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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