i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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