I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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