ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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