he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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