Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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